4 stolen military weapons that could have been used to more precision
4. A Dassault Mirage 2000

As seen in: Les Chevaliers Du Ciel
The back plot to the theft of three French Dassault Mirage 2000's in the French movie Les Chevaliers Du Ciel was a lot more credible in the movie than I actual thought, all the jets were armed since the pilots were on a cannon ball run across the Horn of Africa in competition for a sale to an Asian company against an American F-16.
The terrorists shot the tanker crew and have an armed force where the Mirages almost out of fuel are forced to land, now if my geography serves me correct the Horn of Africa (or east Africa, hostile territory as its referred to in the movie) consists of Somalia and Ethiopia near the Gulf of Aden.
And they are flying fully armed Mirages (testing their arms endurance), surely at least they have on Exocet between the lot of them, why not use them to attack French shipping instead of a tanker at Bastille Day in Paris?
Of course our pilots escape when one is forced to test fly for one of the terrorists (to show him how the radar works), he performs a low altitude sonic boom of course and uses an air to ground missile to destroy the other Mirage escaping with one leaving the terrorists with one.
Which they smuggle all the way back to the France under the cover of a UN plane.

If you have connections that can bring you a stolen fighter jet back from Africa to the country it was stolen from surely you could smuggle in a single shoulder ground to air missile that would easily take out that low flying tanker!
3. A big ass nuclear submarine
As seen in: The World Is Enough
The plot of the 1999 James Bond movie The World Is Not Enough is Bond sent to protect a wealthy oil typhoon Electra King who has ties with a terrorist who plans to increase petroleum prices by triggering a nuclear meltdown in the waters of Istanbul making the world depend more on her oil company.
Awh, her diabolic plans are so cute!
If you're going to cause a nuclear meltdown in oil rich waters why not just cause it in the Strait of Hormuz, if you could get the submarine there, hell she could call the same guys who smuggled that Mirage into Paris during the Bastille Day to do the job to getting it to the Persian Gulf, I'm sure a nuclear meltdown there would be more significant, enough to bring down a good 40% of the world economy within hours.
2. a nuclear warhead

As seen in: The Sum of All Fears
In the movie The Sum of All Fears based on the much better Tom Clancy book of the same name it is revealed that Israel lost a nuclear warhead attached to an A-4 Skyhawk in 1973 during the Yom Kippur War.
This ends up in the hands of a neo Nazi who wants to pit Russia and the United States in a war against each other, so detonates it in Baltimore during a baseball game, it was intended to kill the president of course so the chain of command would be confused and unorganized, then they'd obviously blame the Russians.
It's a stretch considered it wasn't a missile payload and the fact it was on the east coast of the US, (maybe a nuclear destruction of Anchorage and an immediate loss of communication at Elmendorf AFB would appear more realistic).
But there is no way that the Russians could be blamed, unlike the book (which was more realistic but was still a bit of a push) this was set in the 21st century at the start of the War on Terror (just post 9/11), surely the US are trigger happy but the bad guys these days are the guys hiding caves organizing mass terrorist attacks, that may even involve nuclear weapons.
1. the USS Missouri

As seen in: Under Siege
The plot of Under Siege focuses on Steven Seagal foiling a group of mercenaries who've hijacked the battleship Missouri
to get its nuclear armed Tomahawk missiles, their plan is to smuggle the cargo back to North Korea after firing some at Honolulu to cover their tracks.
Then what give the nuclear Tomahawk missiles at North Korea who recently threatened to nuke Hawaii.
Why not just do the Koreans job for them, use all the Tomahawk missiles to wipe out Honolulu and other US military bases on the island, scuttle the ship and escape in the submarine to wherever?
It would cripple the US Pacific Fleet and kill a shit load of Americans in their home state.
Of course a group of mercenaries led by an ex psychopathic CIA agent helped by a psychotically unstable Executive Officer obviously don't know as much about what they're trying to do as I do!
Labels: dassault mirage, les chevaliers du ciel, military, movies, under siege, uss missouri



















